The boogeyman's boogers.

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18 / 6 / 2013 @ 22:29
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18 / 6 / 2013 @ 22:25
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18 / 6 / 2013 @ 22:23
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17 / 6 / 2013 @ 23:41
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❝ Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that growth is happening. We may feel hostile or angry or weepy and hysterical, or we may feel depressed. It would never occur to us, unless we stumbled on a book or a person who explained to us, that we were in fact in the process of change, of actually becoming larger, spiritually, than we were before. Whenever we grow, we tend to feel it, as a young seed must feel the weight and inertia of the earth as it seeks to break out of its shell on its way to becoming a plant. Often the feeling is anything but pleasant. But what is most unpleasant is the not knowing what is happening […] Those long periods when something inside ourselves seems to be waiting, holding its breath, unsure about what the next step should be, eventually become the periods we wait for, for it is in those periods that we realize that we are being prepared for the next phase of our life and that, in all probability, a new level of the personality is about to be revealed. ❞
Alice Walker (via tobia)

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16 / 6 / 2013 @ 00:30
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orchidslittlelady:

ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

please omg I need it now

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15 / 6 / 2013 @ 17:21
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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 23:36
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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 20:54
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pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 13:21
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allthingshyper:

SOBBING
GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 13:01
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tweetieturtle:

someone get me this kitty

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 12:45
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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 12:15
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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 11:47
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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 11:03
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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 10:46
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PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

i got the pot..

GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.

WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?

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