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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 11:03
(source: els3n)

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(Source: els3n)

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 10:46
(source: dantebacso)

PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

i got the pot..

GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.

WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS? 

(Source: dantebacso)

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 01:00
(source: e-zekiel)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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14 / 6 / 2013 @ 00:57
(source: fennecs)

fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes